I fully agree with you, it is a wonderful torture to endure, and I thank you for putting me through it each and every day. The types of characters you have up here... some are so strange, I doubt they understand the first thing about taxidermy. But we both know that causing me pain by keeping me trapped, while enjoyable, is not the reason we came to our arrangement. 

You wished to 'play' me. I've never been used as a form of puppet before, and I think it would be an experience to try. But you've not done anything with this, and I find myself... disappointed. Though I must admit, forcing me to endure an overload of Disney to stop my complaints until now? You truly are vicious.

It can't continue like this, however. I hope that you are able to find a solution that we will both be able to agree on. A girl can only stay buried in an unmarked grave for so long before she has to move on, after all. 

Wednesday Addams.